Sheet Music Request: Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

by Kevin Cook
(Punxstawny, PA)

Hey there. I was looking for sheet music for the popular camp song "great green gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts. It Is Sung To The Tune Of "The Old Gray Made"

Here is the lyrics:

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
French fried flamingo feet.
French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood
And me without my spoon.

Melody (The Only Score I can find, it's a worksheet):


Here is a list of arrangements I would like to request:

Level 1 piano solo.



Thank you

-Kevin cook


Hi, Kevin, I have to admit that this song just doesn't interest me, though I, too, sang it as a kid! I don't put up free music unless I'm excited about it myself, because my time is very valuable to me. I suggest you go find the music for The Old Gray Mare. It is available online!

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